Top Ten Names and Slogans for Rebel Torch Things:
1. Hungry Hungry Zippos
2. The Pocket BBQ
3. BBBQ--The Extra "B" is for Burnt Up People
4. Handy Dandy Pocket Incinerator
5. Chairman Mulder's Magic Wok!
6. Madman Scully's Pressure Cooker!
7. I know....FIRE!
8. Oh Good! The Aliens are on Fire!
9. Only YOU can prevent Hybrid Fires
10. Burn the hybrids down! Burn 'em all!